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| User: | cruelbitch (67735)
Feminist Misogyny. No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
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| Name: | jen |
Text Message: | Send cruelbitch a text message on his/her cellphone/pager. |
| Location: | Coventry, Rhode Island, United States |
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| cruelbitch | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| AOL IM: | jen so shut up (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: |  "The Fight or Flight Response" - situation involved with the neurotransmitters of norepinephrine, which controls arousal. It's stimulated when faced with a situation where your body determines whether you face the danger or run from it, which is basically what you should feel upon examining a less-than-lackluster livejournal.
I'm the embodiment of a two-faced Eve devouring the forbidden fruit of knowledge with a rather experianced mouth. Which one will I be today: the self empowered female cum troubling temptress, or the personal fall victim cum progenitor of humanity? Yin and yang with switchblades to eachother's throats. My hair is tampax red and I'm a survivalist who believes that the truly suicidal are already dead and I enjoy fucking deaf chicks in their useless ear canals. Just remember: The probability of me liking you is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your usefulness.
I'm the fast, sexualized schoolgirl, all pigtails and cigarettes, busting her blouse buttons and aware of the power lurking beneath her pleated skirt. Angst-free. 75% sarcasm. No botox.
Warning for the ignorant: Jen Valentino does not encourage feedback. I do however, support the selfish recieving of material belongings, so you're welcome to peruse my wish list. It's about a step away from camwhoring yourself, isn't it?
Attempted insults go here, if you're willing to supply fodder to your antagonist. If you're into "day in the life" anecdotes posted every two hours, consider yourself vehemently disappointed.

"Some visualize the Pistols era in shades of black and white. It wasn't. Actually, the colors I envision are neon or army dirt green with fluorescent pink -- anything that would annoy." - John Lydon

NOTE: Yes, I'm aware I have a tendency to post various images of myself, but that has everything to do with me being vainglorious and nothing to do with needing approval. Please do not add me because I'm "Hot-t-t". You are painfully transparent and I can always decipher your true motives. Thanks imbeciles.
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| Memories: | 93 entries |
| Pictures: | over 70 public |
| Interests: | 54: 20 straight tequila shots, 655321, 99 red balloons, a clockwork orange, acid-trip cartoons, adam mansbach, androgyny, anti tobacco commercials, arrested development, assault and battery charges, barry lyndon, blatant sarcasm, boning latin girls, brutal beatings, burmese pythons, chain smoking, child serial killers, choking hazards, chris jericho, down syndrome babies, eccentricity, hideous transvestites, hot african girls, iggy pop, immortal technique, john lydon, methods of torture, nadsat slang, neuro linguistic programming, neuropsychology, oldschool punk, orchestrated music, parrot bay rum, people with accents, puerto rican girls, reggae, scrubs, shaken baby syndrome, silence of the lambs, siouxsie and the banshees, slug from atmosphere, sonic the hedgehog, sour apple/lemon candies, stanley kubrick, talib kweli, the sex pistols, the vandals, trashy reality television, ultraviolence, vegas prostitutes, warranted arrogance, world trade center deaths, wrestling, zombies ate my neighbors |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 61: | _stasha, acloudthere, aesthetik_dekay, amfetameen, badllama123, barkdust, bruisedpearls, bucheau, can_you_dig_it, chaos_dictates, chiss, corpsecrown, crowinsnow, cushmaniac, cynical5679, demonista, entropyrises, ether_binge, evilwhitemale, failedhello, future_bondage, gremkin, happyperusals, heil, hexennacht, hookcross, hortensio, house4doors, hypnox, icydid, jerkworthy, kassyd, lapsarianesque, mamoru_kou, mhrr, motives, munesanzun, nectarine_words, nin_sakki, orgato2, phlegm_noir, princessprince, pyrotard, revolutionptone, rorqualmaru, sailormoon, salohkin, sarcoa, sassamafrassa, sayhedgehog, schandmaul, seekingspring, sergei_fagsalot, sir_romuluscock, slamking, softest_fire, tsunami, ultraforge, vash_donutangel, zeropulse, zygore |  | 5: | af_offtopic, anti_feminism, fake_lj_deaths, nonuglylesbians, shinrainc |
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| Friend of: | 134: 44calibercunt, ___stoic, _stasha, _verfallen, abyssus, acloudthere, aesthetik_dekay, alittledyke, amfetameen, asrun_dream, badllama123, barkdust, bew4reofgod, blendwiththebad, blgcountre, bmc5989, brokenxthoughts, bruisedpearls, bucheau, chaos_dictates, chiss, cittycat16, corpsecrown, crazyintheworld, crimson_cut, crowinsnow, crushedxdreams_, cushmaniac, cynical5679, death2all88, death_hurts, demonista, detour, deviantmale2u, dicklessdynamo, dieuestbon, entropyrises, ether_binge, evilwhitemale, ex_booktard896, failedhello, frankenstein, fuckfriend, future_bondage, goth_chick, gremkin, hamilton_coe, hardfem, heil, hexennacht, hookcross, house4doors, hypnox, icydid, ihr_morgenstern, ilovetwiggy, ineedaslut, ithinkyousuck, janellespice, jebbus, jerkworthy, josh4760, kassyd, kurakuda, lapsarianesque, lkionrkn, mamoru_kou, masquemirror, mem_ory, mhrr, mikeyvonransom, mizukage_san, monkey_tek, morbidyetsane, motives, mrfantastico, munesanzun, nature__girl, nikuman, nin_sakki, obvious_reality, onionhatesyou, orgato2, papilloneausuds, phlegm_noir, pittypaws, pooflingas, princessprince, pyrotard, rakehell, ratravarman, reizend_engel, relicz, revolutionptone, romancesprophet, rorqualmaru, sailormoon, sailormoonsays, salohkin, sarcoa, sassamafrassa, sayhedgehog, schandmaul, seekingspring, sergei_fagsalot, shaniqua, sillygooseshel, silverblade666, sir_romuluscock, sisiphus, skwurl800, slamking, slowerts, snow_caps00, spyros_tyrakis, sugahunny69, taraisme, themanagement, tkfour21, tonykey307, tourpentine, tsunami, ultraforge, vash_donutangel, wannabealtruist, woohoofinally, wordsx3, xcrucifiyx, xnazi_halo, youhadnograce, youngod3000, zeropulse, zootallures, zygore |
| Member of: | 23: af_offtopic, anti_feminism, art_nude, curlyhair, dogsintraining, dp_dr, eroticfantasies, fake_lj_deaths, fatshionista, guessmyheritage, herbaldoctor, i_can_spell, linguistic_shit, makeup_theme, meditators, nonuglylesbians, paidmembers, pornpositivefem, psychology, pwn3d, sextips, shinrainc, topmodel |
| Account type: | Paid Account |